The excellent spy-vs-spy TV series from the 60s always began with a voice over

As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape/disc will self-destruct in ten seconds. Good luck, Jim.

(Wait for it) and then footage of the reel-to-reel tape sizzling and burning.

The LinkedIn moral, oh brave corps of intelligence?

Of course, should you deliberately, or unknowingly, or mistakenly not tell us an important aspect of your career narrative, there’s no sizzle. No one will get hurt but you. And you cannot blame your secretary.

We will disavow your opportunity to impress us.

You can, and must be open and illustrative in your career narrative. You can do this.

Or it’s…

Lotsa luck, Jim (or whatever your name is).